FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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