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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

roses are red poo is poo

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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