- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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