Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Anti Joke

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