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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

roses are red poo is poo

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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