Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Wenis Penis

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

here's a joke... the american education society

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

A fat guy!

European on my shoes, buddy.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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