- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.