- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Charlie Sheen is winning

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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