What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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