So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

im gay

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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