is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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