is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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