roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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