- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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