A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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My mom

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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