I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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