Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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field day?

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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