Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

My mom

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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