- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Click here for free sandwich.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Guess what? You guessed it.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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