- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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