Atheism

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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a irish man walks past a bar

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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