What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why? Because.

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PENIS lol

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Rebecca Black

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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