- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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