- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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