- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

* anti-punchline

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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