Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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No your aunties a joke

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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A Dog walks into a bar to order a drink. The bar patrons are at first amused and overjoyed to share their night with a playful pet, until they see that his mouth is foaming and he's already started trying to eat the nearest child. Screams erupt as the bartender calls 911. The dog manages to injure two patrons before he is tazed by the police and taken to be put down. One of the men injured has to have his arm amputated, which is unfortunate for his new career as a heart surgeon. The hospital informs him that they have no choice but to force him to resign, after they hand him his lengthy medical bill. He ends up losing his apartment, and his fiance leaves him for someone more stable financially. The man then drinks himself to death, after attacking and killing a local dog with his one remaining hand. The dog belonged to a new family on the block, whose son had terminal cancer. Due to the cancer, the boy had trouble making friends in a new area, and the dog (Sonny) was his one source of companionship and, by extension, hope. The boy is later admitted to the hospital for breathing problems, and after a 4-hour surgery, is pronounced dead. His attending physician was quoted as saying "He was so close to beating back the infection, but all of a sudden it seemed like he just... gave up." I mean, how was a dog supposed to order a drink in the first place, am I right?

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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