Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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i dont fisish anythi

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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