Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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