Who is Dank? A: Billal

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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