- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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