Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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