- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

The child was fired from his job.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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