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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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