- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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