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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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