How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's your blood type? Red.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

So, this joke isn't funny.

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