- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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