Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Your're racist.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

knock knock who's there ?

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Women's rights.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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