- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

So a seal walks into a club.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

im not black, im Joseph Kony

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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