- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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