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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What do you call a black man? Rob

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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