Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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The cream, it is coming

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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