A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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