- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Screw it you write the joke.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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