What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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hi michael

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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