- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

I named my son ps2 controller

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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