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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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