- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What do you call an blank test? an F

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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