- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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