A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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