- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

why did the blue berry cross the road

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

10inch nice

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."