- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What do you call double A's? Batteries

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

So these two girls have a cup .

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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