who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Albert <3 Hunter

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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