what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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HOLY COW!

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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FUCK YOU

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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