- Anti Joke

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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