Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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lets bomb africa

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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