What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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ure mama's so fat

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You having friends.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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