- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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