- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

How high is the sky? True or False

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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