- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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