- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

scientology.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

class is canceled. My professor died.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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