- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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