- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Vote this down and get DOXED

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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