- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Asian women drivers...

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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