How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Asian women drivers...

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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