Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why was the man sad His got raped

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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