Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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