- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What's your blood type? Red.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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