Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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