Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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