-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Dead girls can't say no.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Camerons hair is Curly..

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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