knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Knock knock, COME IN!

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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