- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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