- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Urban ghettos

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Error 37.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

a man checks his mypsace

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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