- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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