- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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