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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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