- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

How high is the sky? True or False

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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