Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

How high is the sky? True or False

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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