- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Justin Bieber

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Asians.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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