How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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How high is the sky? True or False

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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