I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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