how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What fires shots? A gun

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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Women's Rights

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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i like it in the mouth

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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