a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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