Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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